Ok, so you have lived a secret life involving homosexual intercourse and possibly illicit pharmaceuticals. Then, you get "outed" and subsequently, you receive treatment that appears to be primarily religious in nature. After three weeks of said treatment, you are proclaimed cured OR, you proclaim yourself cured OR, both.
I was just wondering though, how would you test that? Did they all spend the last week or so traveling to area gay bars to see if pastor Haggard was unduly tempted? Did they send the cleric into areas known for illicit gay sexual behavior and then all inspect him for signs of participating? Did they simply have male strippers come out to a little party they threw and have them dance and wiggle their willies in front of the reverend while the other ministers stared at Haggard's dick for any signs of tumescence? Perhaps all of the men of the cloth just sat around watching gay porn videos and each other. I mean, there is, to the best of my knowledge, no blood or urine test and nothing that will show up on an xray that would indicate the presence or absence of gayness.
Naw, I don't really need an answer. The questions are a lot more entertaining.
CAFKIA
I read the other day that they waved a meth-coated weenie at him and he didn't even smile, so I guess he's cured. Hey, the fundies claim they can cure gay. They got a poster boy now. (chortle!)
Posted by: Gordon | February 16, 2007 at 12:38 AM
The questions are a lot more entertaining.
Indeed. I was wondering the same things.
Posted by: Fixer | February 17, 2007 at 04:56 AM
That's a very inelegant thought process, you've got there, man. I like it. I wonder how they're going to explain the next episode, because you know there will be one. It's just a matter of time.
Posted by: Lurch | February 28, 2007 at 05:25 AM
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Posted by: TouscutFoes | August 21, 2007 at 11:09 PM
Well, in my opinion, they should just show him Britany's cootchie and see what happens then, oh, wait a minute, the sight of it made me puke too...
d.
Posted by: deuddersun | October 09, 2007 at 10:48 AM
Please allow me to be the first to welcome you to the American Patriot Institute Cafkia. It is long over due. Grab the logo from any of our sites and post it in the sidebar.
And see if you can find a pic so we can include you in the site map.
Congratulations Brother and welcome aboard!
d.
ps: if u can't find the "baby" pic, any one in uniform will do.
Posted by: deuddersun | October 11, 2007 at 04:16 PM
let me add my "welcome" to that of my Brother d...
Posted by: chuck | October 12, 2007 at 09:12 AM